Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Indian Jones n Teh Kindom of Crystal Skull

Wel nother tell-tale fictious stry ful of gud animatics,cinematograpgy n above al teh graceful Cate Blanchet n smart actin by Harrison Ford.
Though Cate Blanchet outluk was a funny one...bony cheeks, sharp nose, small eyes n clothes as if gifted by Hitler himself...but yes teh bck of her shirt had a tattoo tht seemed to b gifted by our gr8 Communist Party of India n overall she seemd to b frm teh pedigree of Chengiz Khan teh gr8 Mongol.
Harrison Ford had a gud comebck ...this time not wid his Dad Sean Connery but wid his son Henry Jones Junior III.
The movie overall seemed to b a combo of National Treasure series n Mummy series.
This is indeed a laugh riot fr kids n Nickledeon fans.
The only part tht I liked was the run of Indiana Jones n his son Henry Jones Junior III on tht cruiser bike arnd teh city.The other thng tht I liked was teh stage n backgrnd...wch was honestly set to teh backdrops of 1957.
The only thng tht I hated was teh climax...teh movie was about a Crystal skull tht seemed to b hidden near Peru smwhr arnd 5000 years ago...teh skull was 2 b found out, thn taken to a palace full of Gold whr 13 skeleton of ppl, whu r said to be havin brains more sharp thn evr born on earth, whr sittin on their thrones. Only one of the skull was missin frm one of the torso...The legendry spoke tht whu evr reached n finally placed the missin skull ovr the torso wld b granted the control 2 the City made of Gold...Harrison ford wid his other teammates n Cate Blanchet(teh villian of teh stry) meet up finally thr n place the skull ovr the torso....thn there is al crackers n craklin noises,the rock fallin , the boulders ovr teh shoulders n evrythng arnd getin disrupted...as if teh director(Steven Spielberg) has finally decided to wrap up n collapse teh set n al...thn it shows tht all the 13 skeletons merge into one n finally thr gets born a complete human(far bigger thn a human) wid al flesh n blood at rite places.But Cate Blanchet is burnt to fumes, as she's teh only one left thr to watch this animation,rest others ply as soon as teh place strts tremblin.Thn our Indiana Jones..better knw as Henry Jones Junior II wid his long lost wife n son n a oldie frnd whu seemed to b a clone of teh gr8 Gand-elf frm ‘Lord Of Teh Rings’ trilogy series, stand ovr a cliff n teh whole palace collapse n thr appears a space ship emergin frm teh rumble,dust n heat n suddenly the place transforms into Niagara Falls, I mean a pond wid waterfalls surrounding al ovr...Now whr the heck did a spaceship come frm whn these ppl wid gr8 brains they talked bout, had lived here 5000 years ago...Now teh worst part,Henry Jones Junior III asks Indiana Jones(his pa) bout teh city of gold wch they had strived fr so far...Jones says it was the city of Knowledge n wisdom tht was talked bout...knowledge was teh gold tht was bein talked bout in teh legendry tht followed since 5000 years...huh!! al this huss n fuss jus to know tht the gold was a synonym to teh knowledge n wisdom...What!!I go forward to spend 150 + 90 buks jus fr the heck of hearin this machiavellia dialogue!!...:X Mujhe city of Gold dekhni hai...grrrrrrrrrr!! ppbbhhhtt!!:X
Eagerly awaited “The Adventures of Tintin” (trilogy) by Steven Spielberg…:|

1 comment:

  1. I am sure the makers of teh movie would be flattered to read to your blog that someone gave their movie so much thought :D .. compensating for teh lack of their thought :P

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