Chacha main chacha ban gaya,chacha main chacha ban gaya...

30th of July,2008...teh day I resigned, n she was born...lollllllz...
double dhamaka...2 hapi goodies at teh saem time...hehe!!
I cldnt go to meet her coz I wanted 2 spend the last nite wid my cubilce whr I baked myself fr 2 years...I jus ddidnt feel lik goin away frm my cubicle...
I wished evry of my colleague was thr again so tht I cld go fr nother round of biddin adieu 2 al of thm...coz it was tht day tht evrybdy welcomed me wid a warm smile...evrybdy had time to spare...n evrybdy luked so hapi...tht fr once I did regret of leavin tht place...thm!!
I stayed al nite, wished fr the nxt day sun 2 rise asap...only tht I will hav to stay awake one nite, not impossible coz I had done tht while at HCL 2-3 times fr compleitn sm task...
Besides these moronic feelin , I was gettin desperate 2 see my neice...how she luks lik, how she laughs lik, how she cries lik,how she opens up her mouth lik, how she folds her hand n legs lik...how she luks while sleepin lik...lolllllllz...my mind was whirlin wid thoughts of seaparation n separation...I cldnt meet my teamates al again,teh same way as I used to...nor was I able 2 see her:|
thn the vry nxt day I met a minor accident n hence cldnt ride to delhi to meet her, only wished fr weekedn to coem so tht I cld go fr servicin my biks n finally meet her...
So, on sunday I met nother minor accident,n to my surprise it so happenend tht teh reaction of the accident made my bike bck to normal state...lolllllllz!!...So, I finally went 2 meet her on sunday nite at arnd 7.30(2nd of august,2008).Reached to Rupaks bhai's home at arnd 8.30...
I came 2 knw tht day only tht we hava custom tht teh mother n baby wld rest fr sm days in one rum till the name ceremony gets done...till thn they both wont step out to evn nother rum or outside the house...So, knocked the other rum n asked bhabhi if I cld come in n see my neice...She siad yes come in ...I went n saw her...
I saw her finally...
I cant express....she was sleepin...n she luked so beautiful...so fair skin n n cute n sober was her face...she jus luked dunno whot...but as sun as I luked I said 2 my bhabhi "Saari khbusurati to yahin pe basi hai, baki tourists spot jaane ki jarurat hi nai, bas inhi ko dekhte raho har din har raat din raat"..bhabhi said tes truley said...She said "Tumhare bhaiya to 3 din tak office hi nai gaye,din raat isi ko apni godi mein leke ke khilate rehte the"...offcourse Y shldnt he...infct nebdy wld after lukin at her...I named her CUTIE..Bhabhi said "Ye lo chacha ne to naam bhi rakh diya"...I said "aaj se iska naam cutie...kyunki ye hai bhi wahi".
Thn after smtime she woke up...n strted cryin...She was cryin but differently...it was lik she cired fr a sec, thn pause thn again a growl th pause..thn again ...it was so funny lukin her cryin....Bhabhi picked her up to give me...I said I'm feelin nervopus,I'm scared..she said kuch nai hoga..I said no...U kip her down...I was feelin lik shes so delicate , she shldnt b touched..she shld b jus mesmerized...thts al...jus to be stared at...She luked so fragile...n thn she yawned...lollllla....I luved tht..hehe...she yawned again...n fr teh nxt 5 minutes she yawned fr arnd 4-5 times....It was so gud lukin her yawnin...thn she slept...
My bhabhi showed tht her lips were open n her tounge was slipin out while she was sleepin....so bhabhi joined her lips n it was lik the lips glued together as if joined by sm adhesive...th after sm seconds the lips again separated...
this time I joined her lips n they were as if glued..n after a while again opened n the toungue slipped out...lollllllz it was funny...I n bhabhi tuk turns henceforth to close her lips n wait fr her to open thm again...it was so funny...she was sleepin n teh same tim playin wid us...hehe...
I saw her fingers..they were so cute n so small...but her nails were 2 visible n long thn natural...bhabhi siad teh nails wld b cut..I said how will U,they r so small.She said wid hlp of small scissors,I said dont do it...its risky...she said dont wry...it wil b fine..
Thn after dinner I went near her again, this time she was awake n I asked bhabhi to giv her to me in my arms...She gav me...n I felt heavenly...scared evn at teh saem time...But was an awesome feelin I ttel holding her in my arms...

Thn I parted the nxt mornin coz I had this 2nd day at ADOBE n I cldnt thnk of bein late.So,waved her bye n promised 2 come on the naming ceremony.Was feelin if I cld tek her 2 my office n netime I was free frm wrk,I cld play wid her...
Neways...it was 7th of August,2008..tht I was ridin to office n had planned to attend te ceremony durin lunch or goin 2 meet her post office hrs in the evenin...n suddnly..thud thud..thud...I was on my bcki rollin on street fr a while...I was thrown besid my bike along wid my bike...coz sm f***in shit was drivin a 4 wheeler beside me..n gave a sudden cut ahead of me...I put the front disk brakes in a hurryy n they clamped n gav a gud jerk to tear sm part of my shirt, my jeans n my kneecap n my arm cap....huh!!...tht was my new shirt n now it was teh wrst of all tht I had...sm passerby hlp me get up..te leggaurd of my bike was outside in...teh biks was rollin to left side as I was drivin...nehow I managed to come to office...but regretted tht I wont b able to meet her, my neice...In teh evenin I asked bhabhi al bout the namin ceremony but cldnt tel her bout my accident..coz these family walas ceate a huge fuss of nothin...If I wld hav conveyed this 2 her...she wld hav said it to Bhai, he wld hav said it 2 my parents, n thn thr wld hav strted al dishum dishum on phone..n I hate tht seriously...
Neways bhabhi said tht they had been given 4-5 names to choose frm "Chaya,Chavi,Kumkum,Kusum"..I voted fr Kumkum n bhabhi joined me...
But I said thts whot u cal her...I dont care...but fr me shes always cutie...bhabhi laughed...I til 2day havnet got my bike frm the service walas...they say 2moroow it wil b done...let c...but I jus want it 2 b done asap so tht I can go n meet my cutie...:|

My Resignation @ ...

Subject: Heyya--Straight From Teh Heart!!

Hi,
Bet!! U'll feel sore...dare U read ahead!! :D :D

In short today's my last day at ...

5th of June, I resigned the day I joined...whoa!! I just rhymed. :D
Jokes apart, it's been 2 years since I joined fresh.

It's like a heartache, leaving this desktop, this cubicle of mine, this ODC where I spent 2 precious years of my life, not to forget my weekends. I feel gloomy, infct noisome while leaving this place.

During my college farewell,2 years bck I felt the same, infct nearly wept. So, my friend came up wid this sayin "Assume we all spent our best of times in a large hallway, now each one of us is moving to his/her personal rooms, someday someone of us will get out of the room again and we'll then meet". And since somebody of our known had truly said..."this IT world is a small place", so someday we'll meet face to face without time and space...lollz!!

Sore things apart, now the same old saying--"I'll always be available online, infct 24*7(just pray that they don't have a firewall installed or else allow me use proxies).

I owe my heartfelt thanks firstly to my friends among who, many left and few left and secondly my team(Shilpi, Parvinder, Abhishek, Arun),without whose support I wouldn't have travelled so far and become what I'm. So, if you are not joining them, U are missing something.

Thanks to ya all for making this tenure of mine here, the most cherish able one. Wish, good luck follow you in every path that you walk upon.

I’ve got much more to pen down here, but U see I’ve to commit to the first statement even. :D

Bye...take care!! CHIAO!! :D

The Bucket List

Another one wch got listed into my al tim favs frm hollywud...teh first one bein Patch Adams,thn Shawshank Redeemption,Beautiful Mind,Butterfly Effect,GodFather Series n now Bucket List.
Within teh first 2 minutes I knew tht it wld b worth watchin this movie...
The vry first scene, I met Morgan Freeman, one of teh best actors Hollywud hav given us...I was amazed whn teh very nxt minute I saw Jack Nicholson...lolllllllllllllzzz....I knew teh movie's gonna b a gr8 hit...
After watchin teh film, I found tht nobdy else other thn Rob Reiner cld hav made such a beautiful film...
The knowledge sharin sessions frm Morgan were worth listenin to, whu in his teens had dreamt of becomin a History teacher, but al teh family ties tangled him up to becom a mechanic in a garage...
Oh yes...not 2 forget teh humourous,at times raunchy, at times creepy comments by Jack towards Morgan his best frnd or towards his assistant in person named Tom/Tommy(whu was actual named as Mathew by character)
After few minutes of Morgan's proovin tht he was the best person in teh locality to talk bout history, he received a letter frm a hospital wch changed his lyf@3 months tht he spend lik nvr before...
Nxt was Jack Nicholson whu always devours a special coffee wid sm incredible name n kips a coffee maker case always by his side...
Suddenly both r sleepin in teh same hospital rum owned by Jack himself...
Morgan having faith tht he wld be cured, he jots down few aims wch he cldn't fulfill in his last 45 years of lyftime...
He names it a Bucket List...wch by one of his teacher was taught 2 him tht mek a wishlist of al tht things tht U want to do....n after done...kick teh bucket...

...To Be Continued
aah!! I cant continue nemore...kya karoge baki padh ke...movie dekh lo yaar...download pe avaliable hogi kahin...:(

This delicate thng I've dreamt

Long ago whn saw U in teh moonlite frm sky,
lovely were U n lovely was the weather on tht bye
U dressed blue n white, wid pinks cheeks lik strawberry pie
N blushin teh cuteness, whn U waved me an angelic Hi...

Dark was teh weather wid no lites 2 teh road we did stray
fingers were clasped wid no wrds at both endz of bay
Mushy were U but hasty was teh time wch we blew
N nvr cld we spell teh spell tht I love U

Teh wind bellowed teh wetness of teh dew
on ur lips n teh coffe tht we brew
Wid ur silver cloak n face as bright as gay
it seemed smone hued U as silver grey

U hollered at me wid no pity n a cue
I cried n u cried as if teh relation was yet due
Though teh lovely reasons we played n teh treasons they sprayed were few
but teh end we alwyz knew wld gift our life a murcky view

Indian Jones n Teh Kindom of Crystal Skull

Wel nother tell-tale fictious stry ful of gud animatics,cinematograpgy n above al teh graceful Cate Blanchet n smart actin by Harrison Ford.
Though Cate Blanchet outluk was a funny one...bony cheeks, sharp nose, small eyes n clothes as if gifted by Hitler himself...but yes teh bck of her shirt had a tattoo tht seemed to b gifted by our gr8 Communist Party of India n overall she seemd to b frm teh pedigree of Chengiz Khan teh gr8 Mongol.
Harrison Ford had a gud comebck ...this time not wid his Dad Sean Connery but wid his son Henry Jones Junior III.
The movie overall seemed to b a combo of National Treasure series n Mummy series.
This is indeed a laugh riot fr kids n Nickledeon fans.
The only part tht I liked was the run of Indiana Jones n his son Henry Jones Junior III on tht cruiser bike arnd teh city.The other thng tht I liked was teh stage n backgrnd...wch was honestly set to teh backdrops of 1957.
The only thng tht I hated was teh climax...teh movie was about a Crystal skull tht seemed to b hidden near Peru smwhr arnd 5000 years ago...teh skull was 2 b found out, thn taken to a palace full of Gold whr 13 skeleton of ppl, whu r said to be havin brains more sharp thn evr born on earth, whr sittin on their thrones. Only one of the skull was missin frm one of the torso...The legendry spoke tht whu evr reached n finally placed the missin skull ovr the torso wld b granted the control 2 the City made of Gold...Harrison ford wid his other teammates n Cate Blanchet(teh villian of teh stry) meet up finally thr n place the skull ovr the torso....thn there is al crackers n craklin noises,the rock fallin , the boulders ovr teh shoulders n evrythng arnd getin disrupted...as if teh director(Steven Spielberg) has finally decided to wrap up n collapse teh set n al...thn it shows tht all the 13 skeletons merge into one n finally thr gets born a complete human(far bigger thn a human) wid al flesh n blood at rite places.But Cate Blanchet is burnt to fumes, as she's teh only one left thr to watch this animation,rest others ply as soon as teh place strts tremblin.Thn our Indiana Jones..better knw as Henry Jones Junior II wid his long lost wife n son n a oldie frnd whu seemed to b a clone of teh gr8 Gand-elf frm ‘Lord Of Teh Rings’ trilogy series, stand ovr a cliff n teh whole palace collapse n thr appears a space ship emergin frm teh rumble,dust n heat n suddenly the place transforms into Niagara Falls, I mean a pond wid waterfalls surrounding al ovr...Now whr the heck did a spaceship come frm whn these ppl wid gr8 brains they talked bout, had lived here 5000 years ago...Now teh worst part,Henry Jones Junior III asks Indiana Jones(his pa) bout teh city of gold wch they had strived fr so far...Jones says it was the city of Knowledge n wisdom tht was talked bout...knowledge was teh gold tht was bein talked bout in teh legendry tht followed since 5000 years...huh!! al this huss n fuss jus to know tht the gold was a synonym to teh knowledge n wisdom...What!!I go forward to spend 150 + 90 buks jus fr the heck of hearin this machiavellia dialogue!!...:X Mujhe city of Gold dekhni hai...grrrrrrrrrr!! ppbbhhhtt!!:X
Eagerly awaited “The Adventures of Tintin” (trilogy) by Steven Spielberg…:|

:'( Lethargy...wrapped arnd me ;'(

Dunno y but thngs at my end r goin 2 slow...or mayb seem to go slow...

Teh fan above my head in my room seems to move slowly evn at point 5.
No its not the sound but yes, its teh fan is not movin wid tht pace as it used to...after bakin myself in sun, whn I reach home n switch teh fan, I dont evn feel tht it has actually strted whirling...Its lik teh fan is singin..."I thnk I'm dumb..I thnk I'm dumb..sry buddy I cant hlp it...I thnk I'm dumb"

Teh earphones seem to play songs too slowly...Teh songs tht used to rock once, wch used to brng an adrenalin within...now seem to play chill...lik soft melodies or oldies or softies...whtevr...

The bike tht I ride...'My Avenger-180 CC'...now doesn't giv a gud pickup...my bike, my luv...seems to be oblivious of whot I want frm it...I used to go ovr at 80 as sun I was at 4th gear...But now it seems tht teh Bajaj walas shld've provided 6 gears instead of 5.

My comp here at my desktop has stretd behaving obnoxiously...lik a dumb moron...
wid 1 gb ram n 3.2 pentium n 10 gb of free space...I stil hav to kip open only teh app I'm wrkin on....I cant kip many a aplication open at teh same time...I mean I cant open a app n forget it n switch to another one...I have to close it as sun as I'm done wid it...My machin gives up...teh memory usage shows 100%...It's not teh virus...but my machin is slow...

evrythgn is slow...I'm tryin to run fast...but evrythgn arnd me is runnin slowly...
poor me...buhu...buhuhuhuhuhuhu...sob sob!!