My fav lyrics of al times...
In my dreams I'm dying al teh tim
As I wake its kaleidoscopic mind
I nvr meant to hurt U
I nvr meant to lie
So this is gudbye
Tis is gudbye
Tel teh truth U nvr wantd me
Tel me
In my dreams I'm jealous al teh tim
As I wake I'm gng out of my mind
Gng out of my mind
------------------Moby-Porcelain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Fcaro25Ek
Befoe scrollin down..do hear teh song...U wld notice tht teh music as if always suddenly drops n thn rises wid slow motion,as if dragin teh music forward n bckward...
U wld also listen 2 some lady speakin lik a painful sound emergin frm heart...as if a heartbeat...
I jus got a glimpse of a teh follwin while I was hearin this song wid my neckphone at volume to it's brim , durin my sleepy hrs...
I jus picturized it sm how(dunno how...but a drama sort of strted evolvin arnd my eyes...:O)
While teh music strted clingin 2 my ears....It was lik ...
Thrs a bare stage....it's lik a arid barren land...wid sunshine spittin it's Xtreme chemical fusion....
Thn thr comes a man,2 smart...nicely trimmed bear(2 much of retrosexual a being)...thn suddenly a fairy angel kinda blonde walks past him...he strts walkin behind...She luks at him...gives him a kiss on his forehead...The barren land changes into a heavenly paradise...
thn suddenly thr appears Nother smart guy(but clean shaven as metrosexual ones...hehehe)...So she strts walkin behind him...She clutches his hand n thn both strt walkin past r bearded hero...The paradise changes bck to teh barren desert...R bearded man was lik heart broken(n teh lady in bckgrnd singin of heartbeat becomes more clear)...it's lik his body becomes transparent...U can c his heart fallin down frm it's position...He waves his hand 2 stop her(Teh music droppin down sudeenly becomes more audible 2 my ears)...but she jus laughs n strts walkin ahead...It's luks lik his heart is now hangin frm it's original position...n he feelin 2 heavy within to move n stop her(n teh lady singin in bckgrnd of heartbeat becomes more clear)...now suddenly he strts runnin(though he can't walk coz he can't nemore lift up himself)...but she doesn't evn notice him...he feels smthng burnin within...His head strts achin wid sm rage fr teh lady luv...n also sm wht bad fr his sheer luck...
He suddenly strts holdin his head 2 tight...as if stoppin it frm burstin...but thn teh nerves strt oozzin out lik sm reddie-bloodie fleshy tails frm his head...his nerves lik strt burstin frm his head out...they r so pinkish in color tht suddenly blood strts flowin frm his head...He cries out in pain(n teh lady in bckgrnd singin of heartbeat becomes more clear...n teh music suddenly droppin down)He still drives,drags himslf 2 hard behind tht merciless lady luv(stil in hope tht she wil atleast fal pity n say smthng to releive r majnu)...but she doesn't evn turn bck...
He atlast falls down wid tears protruding frm his eyes...N slowly as teh music gets dimmer...there appear 2 frames on teh stage...One showin teh gorgeous fairy lady Ngaged in weddin ceremony 2 tht smart guy...n teh other side of stage showin the old grief stricken man dyin in pain n slowly his body gettin soaked in blood...n teh music dies out...
Mayb John Keats wld hav envisioned it more beautifully,atleast not as dreadly as mine!!! ;)
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Monday, April 23, 2007
Weird , Uncanny was me??? :O
It's was 4th sem fr me n Madie,They used 2 teach Database designs,normalization n stuff but nvr went to sql scriptin n practical aspects n al....U c my Coll. walas wanted us 2 b gud Algo designers n not gud coders...thts wht they still liv up to I beleive...it's gud but thn I felt bored wid no tint of hands on Xperience wid programmin in SQl....so decided 2 join NIIT...So used to go fr it in weekendz...it was jus initial phase of my joinin tht r minor Xams knocked my door...I prepared gud fr database n specially I was feelin mor confident ovr others in my class though My profile till thn was 2 low(had sufferred an accident in teh previous sem n ended up wid 6 as my SGPA :( )Newayz...my Xam went gud . I was atleast confident tht I wld score highest thn evrybdy in coll. in databse Management Program.But thn I scored 9/15...it was jus shockin fr me whn I heard bout it...I didn't reveal it 2 nebdy but I cldn't evn walk a inch...it was smthng I cldn't digest fr long...smhow I went n tuk teh paper...I checked it n found one answer unchecked n other one misinterpreted by my mam...I went 2 her in teh middle of her distributin papers 2 others...she was a bit annoyed but thn I wanted 2 rest in peace fr teh rest day...So it was tht I scored 12/15...But teh thng is I cldn't score 100%...I came across my mistek tht I had missed out sm points coz I tuk teh question at a macro level...n failed 2 explain teh answer in depth..though I knw teh answer but I thght my mam wld understnd whot I wanted 2 express...but she wanted complete in detail n she sticked 2 it...
I felt bad...2 bad tht wanted 2 hurt myself...It was lik I felt tht I had grwn sm sort of ovrconfidence within wch was hamperin my studies...I was also sry fr myself since my last sem had been really worse at scorin gud sgpa..n I wanted to lift myself up wid gud marks...I felt I shld b punished...I wished to bang my head smwhr...but cldn't,thr were frndz al round teh whole day...
Thn at 3.30 arnd Nisha said she ws goin 2 her Lg's house at Mayur Vihar n wanted company since me n mudit also used to paas thru teh same root...So, we headed teh bus I guess(don't remember but usually we preferred BUS more thn askin lift frm teh car passers by n roadies :P)...So reached Nisha's house...met her aunty n thn we left fr r homes...was feelin confused,bad n sm sort of dizziness...so asked him to walk fr a while n it was such tht we crossed Mayur Vihars pocket A till we reached teh FlyOvr of PadpadGanj/Mother Diary(whteva U call it...)...Said he , tht he was tired of walkin...I asked him to go fr sippin colddrnk at teh nearby restaurant...he denied...this firangi nvr evr ate a burger frm MacD...coz he felt tht MacD was videshi...though he had al accessories frm USA wch his bro gifted him...but this Guy had sm weird qualitites mor weird thn mine...lik nvr pluckin flower or evn a leaf...nvr used 2 leave nethgn in teh dishes while dinin or at lunch (Unlik me whu used 2 tek a lot but nvr ate whole...smtimes nothin did I eat n al went into Bin...)...though teh above said r gud qualities but thn smtimes felt lik beatin him up whn he used to proove nethgn...nethgn frm ne wrld means nethng...n I mean it...he cld proove nethng to proove tht he was rite...me finally endin up sayin...thik hai yaar tu sahi hai,fine wid me...ab chod de mere bhai.....
So it happened tht he denied 2 go 2 teh restaurant...So finally we sat on teh divider in teh middle of teh flyover...we discussed al crap as we used 2 in coll...we laughed we yelled at teh passers by...Boy!! evry bdy was lukin at us...it was lik evrybdy was starin while passin by...n we were laughin...as if we wanted 2 tell tht how much we Njoyed it wch they were missin out...It was 4.30 arnd whn we sat...at 5.00,suddenly he said hum yaha kyun baithe hain?? I said marne ka man kar raha hai isliye...he said kyun...I said yaar bas kar raha hai thtsy...I wrked so hard n finally cldn't liv up 2 my own expectations...he poked his usual dialogue..."hota hai"..."sab ke saath hota hai"...I laughed...coz I evn knw wht was gone was gone..it cldn't com bck...I jus wanted to mek myslf free frm tht bad tim...so jus turned around teh divider 2 teh other side of teh road...and strted laughin at teh ppl passin by...stred shoutin dunno wht(but nothin sensible I tell U)...jus wanted to feel free..n it was 6.00 whn suddenly Madie said "Oh! shit mere papa yahan se agar paas kar gaye to waat laga denge meri"...though I had no fear...but still I had 2 spit smthng hence..."Oh! shit mere bhi bhaiya yahin se jayenge agar dekh liya to mom-dad ko bata denge phone karke..aur woh meri waat laga denge...":D
thn I said chod na yaar..."ki farak painda hai aayenge to aacha hi hai,tujhe yahinse pick kar lenge,warna tujhe abhi flyovr se utarna padega phir tujhe rickshaw buk karna padega..itni haasles kyun lene ka yaar...:P"...I was laughin n he was sayin..."kyaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA tu pagal ho gaya haiii"...by this tim it was 6.20..n it was goin 2 get dark...finally both got up..n waved bye...I caught nother bus n he,a rickshaw...went home n slept fr teh nxt 3hrs..until my bro woke me up n said..it's 10.00 pm ...won't u hav dinner?? I said I wasn't feelin well....thn went bck 2 sleep again..but woke up at 11.00 n finally strted revisin DBMS concepts frm scratch again...but thn felt sleepy after 3 hrs or so...so went bck 2 sleep again...Tough I scored B+(80%) in DBMS in teh end...but it wasn't enough fr me...so tried again n finally got my Oracle certification "Fundaments Of SQL" cleared by teh strt of teh nxt sem...
BWT sry 2 Maddy fr playin wid ur name as Madie...kyaaaaaaaAAAAAaa bache ki jaan lega kya..thoda sa hi to chnge kiya hai??...yaar miss al those dayz...those bacth outins 2 Malls n appu ghar fr each n evry occasion...wish al get settled down in NCR...:)
Aur tu..yaad hai na...ki INDIA mein hi job karni hai tujhe..I mean milke company kholni hai yaad hai na...ya bhul gaya...bhul gaya hai to bol...wahan aake yaad dila dunga...:X...aur waise bhi net pe humne decide kiya tha ki web space kharidenge movies share karne ke liye...kya hua uska...kanjus firangiiiiiiiiIIII :X
I felt bad...2 bad tht wanted 2 hurt myself...It was lik I felt tht I had grwn sm sort of ovrconfidence within wch was hamperin my studies...I was also sry fr myself since my last sem had been really worse at scorin gud sgpa..n I wanted to lift myself up wid gud marks...I felt I shld b punished...I wished to bang my head smwhr...but cldn't,thr were frndz al round teh whole day...
Thn at 3.30 arnd Nisha said she ws goin 2 her Lg's house at Mayur Vihar n wanted company since me n mudit also used to paas thru teh same root...So, we headed teh bus I guess(don't remember but usually we preferred BUS more thn askin lift frm teh car passers by n roadies :P)...So reached Nisha's house...met her aunty n thn we left fr r homes...was feelin confused,bad n sm sort of dizziness...so asked him to walk fr a while n it was such tht we crossed Mayur Vihars pocket A till we reached teh FlyOvr of PadpadGanj/Mother Diary(whteva U call it...)...Said he , tht he was tired of walkin...I asked him to go fr sippin colddrnk at teh nearby restaurant...he denied...this firangi nvr evr ate a burger frm MacD...coz he felt tht MacD was videshi...though he had al accessories frm USA wch his bro gifted him...but this Guy had sm weird qualitites mor weird thn mine...lik nvr pluckin flower or evn a leaf...nvr used 2 leave nethgn in teh dishes while dinin or at lunch (Unlik me whu used 2 tek a lot but nvr ate whole...smtimes nothin did I eat n al went into Bin...)...though teh above said r gud qualities but thn smtimes felt lik beatin him up whn he used to proove nethgn...nethgn frm ne wrld means nethng...n I mean it...he cld proove nethng to proove tht he was rite...me finally endin up sayin...thik hai yaar tu sahi hai,fine wid me...ab chod de mere bhai.....
So it happened tht he denied 2 go 2 teh restaurant...So finally we sat on teh divider in teh middle of teh flyover...we discussed al crap as we used 2 in coll...we laughed we yelled at teh passers by...Boy!! evry bdy was lukin at us...it was lik evrybdy was starin while passin by...n we were laughin...as if we wanted 2 tell tht how much we Njoyed it wch they were missin out...It was 4.30 arnd whn we sat...at 5.00,suddenly he said hum yaha kyun baithe hain?? I said marne ka man kar raha hai isliye...he said kyun...I said yaar bas kar raha hai thtsy...I wrked so hard n finally cldn't liv up 2 my own expectations...he poked his usual dialogue..."hota hai"..."sab ke saath hota hai"...I laughed...coz I evn knw wht was gone was gone..it cldn't com bck...I jus wanted to mek myslf free frm tht bad tim...so jus turned around teh divider 2 teh other side of teh road...and strted laughin at teh ppl passin by...stred shoutin dunno wht(but nothin sensible I tell U)...jus wanted to feel free..n it was 6.00 whn suddenly Madie said "Oh! shit mere papa yahan se agar paas kar gaye to waat laga denge meri"...though I had no fear...but still I had 2 spit smthng hence..."Oh! shit mere bhi bhaiya yahin se jayenge agar dekh liya to mom-dad ko bata denge phone karke..aur woh meri waat laga denge...":D
thn I said chod na yaar..."ki farak painda hai aayenge to aacha hi hai,tujhe yahinse pick kar lenge,warna tujhe abhi flyovr se utarna padega phir tujhe rickshaw buk karna padega..itni haasles kyun lene ka yaar...:P"...I was laughin n he was sayin..."kyaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA tu pagal ho gaya haiii"...by this tim it was 6.20..n it was goin 2 get dark...finally both got up..n waved bye...I caught nother bus n he,a rickshaw...went home n slept fr teh nxt 3hrs..until my bro woke me up n said..it's 10.00 pm ...won't u hav dinner?? I said I wasn't feelin well....thn went bck 2 sleep again..but woke up at 11.00 n finally strted revisin DBMS concepts frm scratch again...but thn felt sleepy after 3 hrs or so...so went bck 2 sleep again...Tough I scored B+(80%) in DBMS in teh end...but it wasn't enough fr me...so tried again n finally got my Oracle certification "Fundaments Of SQL" cleared by teh strt of teh nxt sem...
BWT sry 2 Maddy fr playin wid ur name as Madie...kyaaaaaaaAAAAAaa bache ki jaan lega kya..thoda sa hi to chnge kiya hai??...yaar miss al those dayz...those bacth outins 2 Malls n appu ghar fr each n evry occasion...wish al get settled down in NCR...:)
Aur tu..yaad hai na...ki INDIA mein hi job karni hai tujhe..I mean milke company kholni hai yaad hai na...ya bhul gaya...bhul gaya hai to bol...wahan aake yaad dila dunga...:X...aur waise bhi net pe humne decide kiya tha ki web space kharidenge movies share karne ke liye...kya hua uska...kanjus firangiiiiiiiiIIII :X
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Dream Dream Come Again!!
TTTTTTTTThis is whot I saw when I closed my eyes at 2:45 am on 20:04:2007...I generlly don't remeber dreams but this is whot is still persistin...This dream occurred coz mayb since few dayz I was feelin vry lonesm...thr was a hell lot of wrk I was busy into...used to com home late n thn nobdy to talk wid coz my roomate as ussual busy on phone wid his GF al teh tim...so jus used switch on to FM...but thn alwayz those deadly songs al teh time made me feel mor lousy...n finnaly it so happened tht I got addicted to one song of Namastey London--"Yehi Hota Pyaar Hai kya" fr few of my sleepless nites...I stored it my cell phone n made it a continuous play...n went to sleep by hearin it on n on repeatedly...
I was feelin lik hell out here...
oh!! bout my dream...here it is :O
It was lik I was workin in office n suddenly I remembered tht whole June is a vacation fr me as per culture of r office as it used to b in coll. I logged on to air deccan n found tht there were no seats available for a round trip frm June 01 to June 30.Thn logged on to sm other flight site(don't remember wch one)..n got my tickets buked fr 10,500 bucks..Though it wasn't economical fr me but thn I wanted 2 be home as sun as possible...after bukin my tickets I felt as if Y cldn't June b so near ...or cld it be so tht I can hav teh "Time Tunnel" device tht Hermione had in Harry Potter...But thn in no tim I was suddenly at railway station n saw my Dad comin up to me...I touched their feet n thn we headed 2wards home...but as sun as I strted walkin out of station...I turned bck n hugged my Dad n sort of cried out within...He cldn't understand it but thn suddenly...
I was in teh midst of barren desert with so much of glistenin daylite(I guess mayb coz I hav watched teh latest video of linkin park--'Wht I've becom' many a times)
I entered my house...n...there was my mom sittin on chair...She welcomed me home...I asked her whr my sis was...she said she's sleepin it's 5.30 am by now(Boy!! thn how come it's soooo much of daylite outside)...
Thn nxt mornin I woke up at home n it was saturday...n on monday I had my physics final Xam n on tuesday I had Maths final Xam(dunno fr wch class)...n I gat a feelin tht I haven't prepared nethng fr teh Mathematics one...so I opened a page...n there was smthng regardin type of addresses tht we used to study in English paper fr writin formal n informal letters(Gosh!! wht r these addresses to do wid maths)...Thn I chked fr left out pages...they were so much to read n finish tht my head strted whirling...n finally decided to stay awake whole day n nite of saturday n thn devote teh rest 24 hrs of sunday to physics... removed al teh watches frm my rum...coz they were disturbin me...I talked 2 my mom bout this n thn she said..."Dimaag kharab ho gaya hai tumhara...itna padhoge to pata chala Xam mein pahonch hi nai paoge or else wahin pe paper dete dete so jaoge..."...I argued tht I hav to complete teh sylallbi nehow or else I wld fail...N i don't want to suffer tragedy...She scolded me n said "Chup chap man laga ke padho n timely so jaana...jitna padh sako utna padh lena...saal bhar main jo nai padha , tum kaise expect karte ho ki woh 24 hrs mein tum aachi tarah prepare kar loge..."...so I went bck bowin my head down to my rum...N thn it was lik I was goin out of my house coz my holidayz were ovr...thn as sun as I strted movin out of my house, my mom strtd cryin...I went near her n asked "pehle to kabhi nai roye , aap jaate waqt hamesha hanste hanste bhejte ho...aaj achanak kya ho gaya..."..she said..."Kuch nai...tum jao...aur apna khayal rakhna...aur khane peene ka dhyan rakhna"...so I headed out after touchin moms n dads feet...n sudenly I was at airport...n I was headin towards teh Bus...I waved thm bye n while I reached teh bus...I felt bored again...I saw thm out of teh glasses of teh airport...n boarded teh bus...but as sun as I boarded teh bus I strted weepin...Boy!! I had nvr done tht...but tht day I was , n inroder to hide myslf...I went to a corner of teh bus n strted erasin teh tears...few passengers whu were near me were lukin at me...they seemd numb,dumb,gazed n on teh whole morons type...wid no signs of smpathy widin...N suddenly I woke up whn my cook ranged teh bell n I gat up to open teh door...I saw teh watch n it was 9.30...thght ki it's late but thn rememberd ki it's saturday...thght ki June is comin sun fr Njoyin vacations but thn found tht I'm no more a coll. lad,I've grown up to b a professional to face teh dreadly realities of lif...U c...teh point is how hlpless I felt whn I found tht whteva I had seen was a dream but not reality...I can't hav al these tht I saw in dream ne more...infct I can't hav tht dream nemor...:(
I was feelin lik hell out here...
oh!! bout my dream...here it is :O
It was lik I was workin in office n suddenly I remembered tht whole June is a vacation fr me as per culture of r office as it used to b in coll. I logged on to air deccan n found tht there were no seats available for a round trip frm June 01 to June 30.Thn logged on to sm other flight site(don't remember wch one)..n got my tickets buked fr 10,500 bucks..Though it wasn't economical fr me but thn I wanted 2 be home as sun as possible...after bukin my tickets I felt as if Y cldn't June b so near ...or cld it be so tht I can hav teh "Time Tunnel" device tht Hermione had in Harry Potter...But thn in no tim I was suddenly at railway station n saw my Dad comin up to me...I touched their feet n thn we headed 2wards home...but as sun as I strted walkin out of station...I turned bck n hugged my Dad n sort of cried out within...He cldn't understand it but thn suddenly...
I was in teh midst of barren desert with so much of glistenin daylite(I guess mayb coz I hav watched teh latest video of linkin park--'Wht I've becom' many a times)
I entered my house...n...there was my mom sittin on chair...She welcomed me home...I asked her whr my sis was...she said she's sleepin it's 5.30 am by now(Boy!! thn how come it's soooo much of daylite outside)...
Thn nxt mornin I woke up at home n it was saturday...n on monday I had my physics final Xam n on tuesday I had Maths final Xam(dunno fr wch class)...n I gat a feelin tht I haven't prepared nethng fr teh Mathematics one...so I opened a page...n there was smthng regardin type of addresses tht we used to study in English paper fr writin formal n informal letters(Gosh!! wht r these addresses to do wid maths)...Thn I chked fr left out pages...they were so much to read n finish tht my head strted whirling...n finally decided to stay awake whole day n nite of saturday n thn devote teh rest 24 hrs of sunday to physics... removed al teh watches frm my rum...coz they were disturbin me...I talked 2 my mom bout this n thn she said..."Dimaag kharab ho gaya hai tumhara...itna padhoge to pata chala Xam mein pahonch hi nai paoge or else wahin pe paper dete dete so jaoge..."...I argued tht I hav to complete teh sylallbi nehow or else I wld fail...N i don't want to suffer tragedy...She scolded me n said "Chup chap man laga ke padho n timely so jaana...jitna padh sako utna padh lena...saal bhar main jo nai padha , tum kaise expect karte ho ki woh 24 hrs mein tum aachi tarah prepare kar loge..."...so I went bck bowin my head down to my rum...N thn it was lik I was goin out of my house coz my holidayz were ovr...thn as sun as I strted movin out of my house, my mom strtd cryin...I went near her n asked "pehle to kabhi nai roye , aap jaate waqt hamesha hanste hanste bhejte ho...aaj achanak kya ho gaya..."..she said..."Kuch nai...tum jao...aur apna khayal rakhna...aur khane peene ka dhyan rakhna"...so I headed out after touchin moms n dads feet...n sudenly I was at airport...n I was headin towards teh Bus...I waved thm bye n while I reached teh bus...I felt bored again...I saw thm out of teh glasses of teh airport...n boarded teh bus...but as sun as I boarded teh bus I strted weepin...Boy!! I had nvr done tht...but tht day I was , n inroder to hide myslf...I went to a corner of teh bus n strted erasin teh tears...few passengers whu were near me were lukin at me...they seemd numb,dumb,gazed n on teh whole morons type...wid no signs of smpathy widin...N suddenly I woke up whn my cook ranged teh bell n I gat up to open teh door...I saw teh watch n it was 9.30...thght ki it's late but thn rememberd ki it's saturday...thght ki June is comin sun fr Njoyin vacations but thn found tht I'm no more a coll. lad,I've grown up to b a professional to face teh dreadly realities of lif...U c...teh point is how hlpless I felt whn I found tht whteva I had seen was a dream but not reality...I can't hav al these tht I saw in dream ne more...infct I can't hav tht dream nemor...:(
Friday, April 20, 2007
Namaste London!!!
Heyyyyyyy!! long tim no blog...As sun as I came bck to my PC I first srted scannin ur blog n only 2 find tht U havn't ritten nethng in recent....:(---> this is whot my sis told me...sry dear....but U c I didn't get tim to pay my head,hands eyes n ears to this funny bloggin n al...:P
Newayz...so this is my 2nd bollywud movie this year...teh first I saw was a dreadly n painful Xperience...I wathced "I C U" on neu years eve...coz thr was nothin more recent available to watch out at ne theatre nearby...It was a real pain in my ass I tell U....I mean it was teh most borin Xperinece after tht bloddy shit named "Phir hera Pheri"...I wish if I cld write a buk on my ill Xperiences tht I felt while watchin tht shit peice of stuff...
Newayz...my PL was gifted wid a baby son n hence we al team members deserved a treat...So, we headed to Shipra Mall...we were hungry after dayz wrk...so we headed towards teh fud court....filled r bellies...but after reachin 2nd flr becam hungry again...SO, sm of thm snagged a bucket of chicken Zinger...n rest of us since vegeterian smeared r throat wid coke n scoops...
Thn it was movie tim...so the majority decided to watch Namaste London...coz teh other movies released in hollywud were all seen by me n sm of my teammates...So Ntered teh theatre (offcourse after purchasin teh tickets fr teh same :O)...So it al strted wid r machiavella chracter Akshay Kumar stridin out of teh car [pata nai kaunsi thi par offocurse teh Indian director , I tell U wld hav med it a point to advertise tht evn in his interviews or so...] dressed in complete as if goin to becom bakra wid teh lady love Katrina Kaif [this is wht we term r frndz whu go fr marryin only to end up in carryin tht wife named suitcase(this is wht my PM thnks is teh best suited term) fr their whole lif whr eva they go...:P]...But as sun as they enterd teh church there was Nother man dressed up same as Akshay Kumar standin near teh preist n smilin at r barbie doll [ this is wht Katrina is :P ]...Now teh whole picture was clear to me...seriouslty I tell U...these Indian directors r so humble,decent,simpelton,tomfools U c....jus at one glance I knw tht Akshay kumar is teh best man n now he wil lend teh lady to tht firangi side actor [dunno his name coz nat interested :D ] ...n thn there wld b flashbck kinda thng...wch wld tek us 2 teh past n Xplain us how al this happened...I mean how both r Indian actor n actress fell in luv but thn situations changed as per whims n fancies of r director ...n finally katrins marryin 2 tht firangi...but thn I also knw tht as sun as katrina wld b given teh ring to poke into tht firangis fingAr...she wld feel guilty bout herself [ typial Indian panorama U c] n brk this weddin ceremony n rush bck 2wards r Akshay Kumar...I kmw this wld haapen...coz these Indian directors can't hlp it endin up teh stry as fairy tales wch end wid a note..."N they lived happily eva after"...
N U knw whot!!...this is whot Xactly happened...but teh thng tht shcoked me was teh end part where teh bride is to show her williness by sayin "Yes I do"...n she says no...n tears crawl al ova her face...n she runs away....nai nai wait...this isn' teh schockin part,it's yet 2 com...while runnin...shes as per tradition al in her best white weddin gown/dress[I get confused evry tim I c such marriage :(] was runnin out of teh church...n teh firangi was behind her...teh point tht shcoked me was teh director left evry clue to mek me beleive tht this runnin n chasin session was copied frm "Runaway Bride-Julia Roberts"---yaks 2 these Indian directrs whu can't apply their own creativity...
Now teh funny n most funny part tht I felt were :
whn my barbie doll n her parents come to India to search fr her a groom...
Teh 1st one they meet is a big fan of Rabbi Shergil as if dyin hard to get Ntry into amercian Idol so tht he can snatch teh Britneys offer 2 Sanjay Malakar fr revivin her career again...
Teh nxt they meet is a shit peice of funny guy..whu irritates U n even makes U mock at him,laugh at him,beat him,kick him [I'm confused atleast whot I feel while I watched him]...he has a Laptop wch he uses to determine teh tatse of ppl he meets[wht they eat how much they eat]...then creates sm flowcharts thn analayses teh comapatibilty both physically [lolllllllllzzzz...:P] n mentally....thn tries 2 figure out whether r lady [I mean barbie doll,sry Kat I forget this title at times...:P] is fit fr him or not...thn he comes up wid Nother clause in wch they both wld go watch a comedy movie n both wld chk whu laughs at wch scene n thn decide teh compatibility facto again...hmmm!! kick him...screw him...grrrrrrrrrr!!!
Teh nxt they meet is a big big big fan of teh K-serials of ekta kapur [ya ya go ahead as above said wid her also...]...he speaks evry bit of shit 3 times as if teh camera man missed to reveal teh Xpressions,emotions n all stuff wch teh director prepared to educate teh follish K-serial-addcited audience...
Rest I feel bored to speak bout...watch teh movie...n plz do suffer atleast a lil bit as I did durin the part whn akshay kumr tells my barbie doll whn she ditched her , tht he'll wait till teh end of his lif fr her...n whn they both turn old he'll come to her n speak sm punjabi romatic wrds...
"Oye baby main tainu pyaar karda.."...bUT I was wrng...akshay kumar spoke smthng diff...though he spoke punjabi but smthgn diffrent...I didn't get teh meanin til 15 minutes or so...katrina jus befoe her weddin day translates tht punjabi to hindi...it was I remember.."Asli pyaar ka matlab haasil karna nai hota..."...HUH!! this barbie doll of mine nvr spoke punjabi in teh whole movie...infct she acted as if whe was jus born to punjabis but a was tru british ...but thn how teh heck did she get teh meanin of this punjabi romantic pharse wch akshay kumar tried to flirt at her...whew! GOD knws coz I dunno knw..I guess evn director doesn't knw..evn Kat doesn't knw...it's al teh dealin betwen teh GOD n teh script writer...
BTW did I tell U...I luved teh songs of this movie..I mean it's been long tim since I stopped hearin bollywud songs...but I sort of got crazy bout the songs of these movie...Especially,
teh heartache "Yehi Hota Pyaar hai kya"...n....n...teh hip hop wala "Cakna Chakna"....n...n...teh soft song "Main jahan Rahun"....n...n...teh others also but nat tht much...
Newayz...so this is my 2nd bollywud movie this year...teh first I saw was a dreadly n painful Xperience...I wathced "I C U" on neu years eve...coz thr was nothin more recent available to watch out at ne theatre nearby...It was a real pain in my ass I tell U....I mean it was teh most borin Xperinece after tht bloddy shit named "Phir hera Pheri"...I wish if I cld write a buk on my ill Xperiences tht I felt while watchin tht shit peice of stuff...
Newayz...my PL was gifted wid a baby son n hence we al team members deserved a treat...So, we headed to Shipra Mall...we were hungry after dayz wrk...so we headed towards teh fud court....filled r bellies...but after reachin 2nd flr becam hungry again...SO, sm of thm snagged a bucket of chicken Zinger...n rest of us since vegeterian smeared r throat wid coke n scoops...
Thn it was movie tim...so the majority decided to watch Namaste London...coz teh other movies released in hollywud were all seen by me n sm of my teammates...So Ntered teh theatre (offcourse after purchasin teh tickets fr teh same :O)...So it al strted wid r machiavella chracter Akshay Kumar stridin out of teh car [pata nai kaunsi thi par offocurse teh Indian director , I tell U wld hav med it a point to advertise tht evn in his interviews or so...] dressed in complete as if goin to becom bakra wid teh lady love Katrina Kaif [this is wht we term r frndz whu go fr marryin only to end up in carryin tht wife named suitcase(this is wht my PM thnks is teh best suited term) fr their whole lif whr eva they go...:P]...But as sun as they enterd teh church there was Nother man dressed up same as Akshay Kumar standin near teh preist n smilin at r barbie doll [ this is wht Katrina is :P ]...Now teh whole picture was clear to me...seriouslty I tell U...these Indian directors r so humble,decent,simpelton,tomfools U c....jus at one glance I knw tht Akshay kumar is teh best man n now he wil lend teh lady to tht firangi side actor [dunno his name coz nat interested :D ] ...n thn there wld b flashbck kinda thng...wch wld tek us 2 teh past n Xplain us how al this happened...I mean how both r Indian actor n actress fell in luv but thn situations changed as per whims n fancies of r director ...n finally katrins marryin 2 tht firangi...but thn I also knw tht as sun as katrina wld b given teh ring to poke into tht firangis fingAr...she wld feel guilty bout herself [ typial Indian panorama U c] n brk this weddin ceremony n rush bck 2wards r Akshay Kumar...I kmw this wld haapen...coz these Indian directors can't hlp it endin up teh stry as fairy tales wch end wid a note..."N they lived happily eva after"...
N U knw whot!!...this is whot Xactly happened...but teh thng tht shcoked me was teh end part where teh bride is to show her williness by sayin "Yes I do"...n she says no...n tears crawl al ova her face...n she runs away....nai nai wait...this isn' teh schockin part,it's yet 2 com...while runnin...shes as per tradition al in her best white weddin gown/dress[I get confused evry tim I c such marriage :(] was runnin out of teh church...n teh firangi was behind her...teh point tht shcoked me was teh director left evry clue to mek me beleive tht this runnin n chasin session was copied frm "Runaway Bride-Julia Roberts"---yaks 2 these Indian directrs whu can't apply their own creativity...
Now teh funny n most funny part tht I felt were :
whn my barbie doll n her parents come to India to search fr her a groom...
Teh 1st one they meet is a big fan of Rabbi Shergil as if dyin hard to get Ntry into amercian Idol so tht he can snatch teh Britneys offer 2 Sanjay Malakar fr revivin her career again...
Teh nxt they meet is a shit peice of funny guy..whu irritates U n even makes U mock at him,laugh at him,beat him,kick him [I'm confused atleast whot I feel while I watched him]...he has a Laptop wch he uses to determine teh tatse of ppl he meets[wht they eat how much they eat]...then creates sm flowcharts thn analayses teh comapatibilty both physically [lolllllllllzzzz...:P] n mentally....thn tries 2 figure out whether r lady [I mean barbie doll,sry Kat I forget this title at times...:P] is fit fr him or not...thn he comes up wid Nother clause in wch they both wld go watch a comedy movie n both wld chk whu laughs at wch scene n thn decide teh compatibility facto again...hmmm!! kick him...screw him...grrrrrrrrrr!!!
Teh nxt they meet is a big big big fan of teh K-serials of ekta kapur [ya ya go ahead as above said wid her also...]...he speaks evry bit of shit 3 times as if teh camera man missed to reveal teh Xpressions,emotions n all stuff wch teh director prepared to educate teh follish K-serial-addcited audience...
Rest I feel bored to speak bout...watch teh movie...n plz do suffer atleast a lil bit as I did durin the part whn akshay kumr tells my barbie doll whn she ditched her , tht he'll wait till teh end of his lif fr her...n whn they both turn old he'll come to her n speak sm punjabi romatic wrds...
"Oye baby main tainu pyaar karda.."...bUT I was wrng...akshay kumar spoke smthng diff...though he spoke punjabi but smthgn diffrent...I didn't get teh meanin til 15 minutes or so...katrina jus befoe her weddin day translates tht punjabi to hindi...it was I remember.."Asli pyaar ka matlab haasil karna nai hota..."...HUH!! this barbie doll of mine nvr spoke punjabi in teh whole movie...infct she acted as if whe was jus born to punjabis but a was tru british ...but thn how teh heck did she get teh meanin of this punjabi romantic pharse wch akshay kumar tried to flirt at her...whew! GOD knws coz I dunno knw..I guess evn director doesn't knw..evn Kat doesn't knw...it's al teh dealin betwen teh GOD n teh script writer...
BTW did I tell U...I luved teh songs of this movie..I mean it's been long tim since I stopped hearin bollywud songs...but I sort of got crazy bout the songs of these movie...Especially,
teh heartache "Yehi Hota Pyaar hai kya"...n....n...teh hip hop wala "Cakna Chakna"....n...n...teh soft song "Main jahan Rahun"....n...n...teh others also but nat tht much...
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